Taylor Momsen showed up at the 2010 MTV EMAs looking like she got dressed and fell into a pool of flour after popping a few Vicodin. Either she’s trying way too hard to look broody or she’s drugged. If it’s the latter, then, boy, do I have a proposition for you, Taylor Momsen.
Fucking her would be all the fun of necrophilia without the stigma of actually using a corpse!
You still got to deal with the sex with a minor charge.
I’m talking about NEXT year!