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Britney Spears denies beating allegations

Britney Spears has denied allegations that boyfriend Jason Trawick beat her. A rep for Britney says that the tape that was leaked by Jason Alexander is “so obviously fake as to be laughable.” Her rep says they informed Star the tapes were obviously fake and slam the irresponsibility of the tabloids in a just released statement.

“Suffice it to say, Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process.”

“The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are completely fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears’ legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties.”

Jason, upon realizing his intelligence was insulted and his credibility ruined, ran over to the computer to issue his own statement but tripped over a chair. And then a laugh track played in the background while he clutched his knee in pain and rolled around on the ground.

Honestly, who takes this guy seriously. I’d believe claims that Paris Hilton doesn’t have a STD over anything that comes out of Jason’s mouth.

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