Lindsay Lohan has a stalker

Betty Ford is moving Lindsay Lohan to a secure location because of a possible threat from a crazy stalker who’s been calling and texting her from unknown numbers. They’ve also been “making disparaging statements about her recovery.”

They’ve also threatened that they know where she’s staying and are watching her. The harassment has gotten so bad that  Betty Ford has decided to move her to a more private, secure facility.

Basically, they’re treating Lindsay like weapon-grade plutonium. Pretty soon, the only way to gain access to her is with a security clearance known only to the president and the NSA. Because Lindsay Lohan is a national treasure, you see.