If you ever need to class up the place, just invite Paris Hilton. That’s what they did for the Supermartxe VIP party in Madrid on Sunday. Paris arrived at the party with such dignity and grace. I’m surprised no one’s monocle popped off.
Although, to be fair, this party seemed pretty fun. A bunch of half-naked men women thrusting their junk at you? Catch me before I faint.