Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be put in a gigantic hamster ball on New Year’s Even and then dropped at midnight like the real Times Square ball but the killjoys in New York nixed the idea after finding out what MTV was planning to do.
“No way would they allow this to take place. MTV rents a position in the Square that night like every other media outlet. You can’t get access to the Square without an official credential. You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out, which is exactly what has happened to MTV and Snooki.”
Popeater suggests they drop her in New Jersey instead. A really good place though would be the middle of the Atlantic ocean. I hear the weather is nice there this time of year.