Cameron Diaz Bought Weed From Snoop Doog in High School

Fun fact: Cameron Daiz went to high school with Snoop Dogg. Other fun fact: Snoop Dogg smokes a lot of weed. A lot. Combine the two and it’s pretty obvious who Cameron could have bought from.

Speaking to George Lopez on Lopez Tonight, Diaz, who’s from the LBC, described Snoop as “very tall and skinny, wore lots of ponytails on his head.” She added, “And I’m pretty sure I bought weed from him — I had to have.”

What? Just because he’s black, he was a drug dealer? Racist! I bet Cameron thinks Snoop likes rap music too! Typical white person. Amirite, black people? *Puts his hand in air patiently waiting for an understanding high five from a black person* *Realizes he works alone in his underwear* *Hangs his head and cries*