Charlie Sheen Checked Into Rehab

Hell hath frozen over. Charlie Sheen finally checked into rehab again. From Us:

Charlie Sheen has voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center today. He is most grateful to all who have expressed their concern.”

The suits at CBS reluctantly issued a statement expressing concern for his health and well-being but how much do you want to bet they were seething on the inside at having to put the show on hiatus.

“Due to Charlie Sheen’s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing Two and a Half Men on production hiatus,” a statement released today said. “We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision.”

Two weeks in rehab and Charlie is going to go back to his old ways. Just like Lindsay Lohan. The only reason he went is to get people off his back. It’s like when you begrudgingly give in to your mom nagging you about cleaning the dishes but you only half-ass it leaving pieces of food still caked onto the plates.