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Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D?

Aww, crap. The Jersey Shore is infiltrating the mainstream. All those dead birds falling out of the sky in the Midwest, those fish washing up dead onshore and now Chloe Sevigny possibly dating Pauly D? According to the bible, these are signs of the apocolypse.

Not to worry. Much like gangrene, the best way to take care of this is to cut off the limb before the infection spreads. Sorry, Chloe but you’re now collateral damage.

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chester
chester
13 years ago

A match made in heaven…a dick head and a cock sucker.

me
me
13 years ago

She is a Gernade