Claudia Schiffer took her son to school in London today during a rainstorm and somehow acquired her own personal Asian umbrella holder along the way. This is actually how a celebrity can tell they’ve “made it”.
But, wow! What the hell, Claudia Schiffer. I’m kind of offended. Why wasn’t I offered my own Asian umbrella holder? They seem more efficient than this Mexican kid umbrella holder I got. He doesn’t even hold an umbrella. All he does is hold out this box and ask “chicles?”
I can’t believe they’re outsourcing this though. They’re totally putting Nick Cannon out of a job.
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