David Arquette Checks Into Rehab

After partying at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel on New Year’s Eve, David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. He’s being treated for alcohol and other non-drug related issues. A source tells TMZ David is doing this because it’s “the right thing to do for his family.”

I always figured the best treatment for David would be to get him on Ritalin. That guy is bouncing off the walls all the time. Having a conversation with him would be like talking to the tv during commercial break.