George Clooney Caught Malaria Again

For the second time, George Clooney caught Malaria and beat it proving once and for all he is immortal. That or he has access to really great drugs. Clooney contracted the disease on a trip to Sudan during the first week in January where he was working with the UN on trying to prevent new fighting from breaking out in the country.

“This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal condition in Africa can be reduced to a bad ten days instead of a death,” Clooney said.

That’s why I never leave my house. Too dangerous. Also because I don’t have any friends. But more so the dangerous part.