After photos were published of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez making out and cuddling on a yacht, Justin Bieber’s delusional mom flew down to St. Lucia to sort it out. A source says his mom found out when one of the people from the party posted a picture of them on Twitter.
“Justin and Selena arrived on a private jet together from Atlanta with friends and his manager. They then took a helicopter together to the resort, where they stayed in two villas and celebrated New Year’s Eve. They were de termined to stay unseen, but someone posted a view of the resort on Twitter. Selena left on Jan. 2, leaving Justin alone with his bodyguard, in time for his mom to arrive.” A rep for Justin said the story was “false,” adding, “No picture was ever posted on Twitter. Pattie Mallette is on a scheduled vaca tion with her son. All is well in paradise.”
Sounds like someone is about to get the birds and the bees talk followed by a bar of soap in the mouth and a good belt whipping. Call me when his mom starts putting a condom on a banana.