Robert Kardashian’s only claim to fame is being related to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. Seems that’s good enough for Playgirl because they’re offering Rob $45,000 to get naked for them. Wondering why they didn’t ask the slightly more famous Scott Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend? Hey, me neither.
“While most people assumed we’d be interested in Scott, my interest actually lies in the adorable Rob Kardashian,” says Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio. “Rob is a perfect example of the classic Playgirl model, and we’d be proud to have him join the ranks of other quasi celebs to strip for Playgirl.”
Rob is being offered a cool $45,000 to get naked, but you might say it’s kind of a, er, package deal considering it also includes some help getting into shape.
“I’d bring him to NYC to work with my trainer for a few weeks though, as he looks like he could use a few weeks prep before the shoot,” says Nardicio. [E!]
Oh, burn, fatty! But wait.
Narcidio added, “If he can get wood, I’ll add another 15 thou!”
Well, that moved from slightly funny to oddly desperate pretty quickly. At the end of the interview, did Narcidio ask, “Are you gonna finish that sandwich?”
WOW!!! $20,000 per inch!
Dagger, meet heart.