- T-Pain got a new tat. “I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o” But can he auto-tune it? [TwitPic]
- Kim Kardashian funded a church set up last year in Calabasas. Thou shalt make a sex tape or be damned! [Yeeeah]
- Mark Zuckerberg may join Jesse Eisenberg on SNL. It’ll be the most uncomfortable meeting since the last time two socially awkward dorks met. Which was no doubt last week at your LARP’ing session. [Popeater]
- Whenever there’s a story about Andy Dick, you know it’s going to be nothing good. This is no different. [The Superficial]
- Hugh Jackman wants to snowball with you. I mean, throw a snowball at you. [Dlisted]
- Lea Michele will also perform at the Super Bowl. So now you’re life is pretty much complete. [Celebuzz]
- Sophie Monk admits to having plastic surgery. Isn’t it strange how people know something is true but just never say it? Like how you’re getting a little fat? [Celebitchy]
- Jaden Smith will go through puberty on The Ellen Show instead of school. Now his uncontrollable boners will be broadcast nationally instead of through giggles in the girl’s locker room. [Bossip]
- Remember when Heather Graham was hot? Well, yea, definitely. [CityRag]
- Eddie Cibrian tries to win back fans by driving a fuel efficient Prius. Give it 3 months and he’ll be cheating on it with a Porsche in no time. [Celebslam]
- I make fun of Zac Efron a lot and call him gay but it’s only because I’m jealous of all the tail he pulls in. [MoeJackson]
Things you learn about MTV Guy Code host Melanie Iglesias in her interview with the New York Post.
This is better on mute.
Video of the evolution of Madden NFL recreated from epic Green Bay versus San Francisco playoff drive.
Rihanna spent the day on a mega yacht in Cannes where she wore a pink bikini while tanning and smoked a blunt. It was all very exciting.
What the hell is this? Kim Kardashian is wearing this to the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London tonight.
Chris Tucker has been hit with a new federal tax lien of $2.5M.
Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical.
Eiza Gonzalez should be the new Megan Fox now that Megan Fox is the old Megan Fox.