So here’s the video of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones going off on the photog that Catherine said punched her. The video shows them getting out of their car as a million shuttering, flashing locusts descend upon them. When they make their way into the hotel, you can hear Catherine yell in her most classy, dramatic voice, “He puuunched me. He puuunched me.”
I guess I was wrong by the way. It was Michael Douglas who did the shoving. Also, no one is sure what really happened and it doesn’t look like the guy hit her with his camera and you can’t see any punch but whatever. There’s no stopping Michael Douglas when you put him in beast mode.