I didn’t keep track of how many times I sighed while reading this. I just know it was a lot. It wasn’t because of the fact that Heidi Montag threw away $2m on trying to start a music career despite lacking talent and charisma but because she even had $2m to throw away. She’d have gotten more use out of that money if she’d used it as kindling.
What’s even worse is she’s getting a second chance. “I spent $2 million on my music career, and it didn’t happen for me, and now I have this opportunity.” What idiot is giving her this opportunity? Why, none other than Deb Antney, mother of rapper Waka Flocka, who has agreed to take Heidi on as a client thanks in part to Spencer Pratt (who raps now!).
“Spencer is going into the studio with Waka Flocka Flame, and I requested that his mother Deb Antney meet with me and manage me, because she is just fabulous,” Montag said.
“I need her to guide me in the right direction and I know amazing things will happen because she really knows what she is doing,” Montag said.
“I’ve never been able to be the true Heidi, and now that I am not working on The Hills, I can really focus on this.”
“While Spencer is working with Waka Flocka, I’m going to do some tracks with Eric Nolan Grant,” Montag said, excited to have the opportunity to work with the jazz singer.
“We are meeting in the studio on February 21st through February 24th, and I am so excited.
Full disclosure: I don’t know who any of these people are. When they mentioned Heidi and then Spencer, my eyes rolled into the back of my head. In fact, my eyeballs are still back there right now staring into a glorious world where Spencer and Heidi don’t exist. Is this heaven?
And when she “blew” Spencer it was just spitting on his enlarged clitoris.
she was kind of hot before all her plastic surgeries, poor girl. Spencer still a clueless f*g.
All these idiots try rap. Because Rap doesn’t require talent. Give her a guitar and she’d just stand there like a deer in the headlights.