Why anyone would ask a 16-year-old for their opinion on anything is beyond me. Kids are all idiots at that age. Rolling Stone, however, thought it’d be a great idea to get Justin Bieber’s opinion on various topics such as politics, rape and sex. Guess how that turned out?

Rolling Stone asks Justin about abstinence before marriage. He’s a little wishy-washy in his response.

“I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you’re…in love with.”

I guess he really, really wants to or already has nailed Selena Gomez.

Bieber was also asked if ever planned on becoming an American citizen. He said no and described America as evil because of the non-Canadian health care system.

“You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

Of course he’d love it. With the amount of times he’s going to get his ass-kicked, those bills add up.

Asked what political party he’d support once he’s old enough to vote, he shrugged his shoulders and said not Korea. It’s at this point we realize he’s an idiot.

“I’m not sure about the parties,” Bieber says. “But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

Wait. North or South Korea or both? Whatever the case, what the hell does that have to do with voting in Canada? That’s like being asked, “Who would you rather have sex with: Scarlett Johansson or Kelly Brook?,” and answering, “Not Sherri Shepherd. She’s ugly.” That’s great but that wasn’t the question.

The topic then moves on to abortion which Justin Bieber says he’s against. When asked about cases of rape he says everything happens for a reason.

“I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

I don’t know guys. How is a baby made? Can someone tell Justin. He seems unsure.