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Lindsay Lohan Might Have a Job

The big news yesterday was someone was dumb enough to cast Lindsay Lohan in their movie. Let’s all point and laugh at them.

Lindsay has agreed to star in Escaping the Game, produced by Nathan Folks who admits no contracts have been signed. Folks is optimistic Lindsay won’t go to jail and delay production like she did with the phantom Lady Lovelace biopic.

“She wants to do it,” Folks, who calls Lindsay a good friend, tells us.

The plot line for Escaping the Game seems right up Lindsay’s alley. “It’s about celebs who become very famous and can’t take it,” Folks explains. Several fake their own deaths and create a new life for themselves on a remote island. Lohan’s role would be as an investigator who is hired to get to the bottom of their disappearances.

Folks is so confident Lindsay will stay clean and sober and out of jail, he’s already figured out how to get her insured for his $30 million project.

“We can get her insured if she is with someone who is keeping an eye on her 24/7,” Folks explains. “Lindsay and I’ve discussed it and she’s already agreed to the condition.”

Of course Lindsay wants to do it. What else does she have lined up besides felony theft? She probably can’t even play this part anyway. The director could tell her to play herself and she’d stand there frozen in fear.

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broham
broham
13 years ago

Does it involve looking for coins on the ground?

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  broham

Actually, in the fountain at the mall just in case they go over budget.