Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan sent out a tweet that read, “I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the confusion…” She was talking about a supposed appearance she was booked to make on Thursday’s Late Show With David Letterman where she would read the top ten list live via satellite.

A rep for Letterman says they were tricked into thinking the person who reached out to them was authorized to do so on Lindsay’s behalf.

Everyone started wondering which parasitic fame monger did it. There were only two choices, Dina or Michael Lohan. Looks like it was Michael.

Michael tells TMZ that he did it after Letterman did a joke about Lindsay on Friday’s Top 10. He claims Lindsay knew about the booking and they even talked about transportation to the studio but Lindsay’s handlers got wind of the appearance and put a stop to it. Now Michael is crying “anything positive that I bring into her life… [her people] try to nix it.”

Everyone in her life is using her one way or another. If it’s not for fame, then it’s for money. She’d be better off letting a magic 8-ball make career choices for her.