Friend: Hey, Selma. Why so sad? Your dog die or something?
Selma Blair: *Breaks down in tears*
Fame says Selma Blair met a friend outside a restaurant in LA and got “very hormonal” that her “one-eyed dog Wink passed away earlier this morning.” Not to make light of this.. wait, I already did, huh? Well, not to make light of this any more but “Wink?” That’s like naming your kid with an iron lung, “Huffy.” That dog probably died from embarrassment.
So she’s emotionally vulnerable? Time to make my moves.