Shia LaBeouf’s Bar Fight Had Gay Slurs

On Saturday morning, Shia LaBeouf got into a bar fight which led to him getting cuffed and suffering a split lip. Friends of Shia claim he was jumped while the guy who punched him says he was just being a dick.

The incident went down at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district at 1 AM. Some guy named Mark Mastro and his girlfriend wanted to get a picture with Shia so they went over to his table and sat down next to him. Shia told Mark he wanted to chill and refused to take photos. Later, Mark and his friend were out on the patio when his friend asked, “what’s up Shia?” as Shia walked out. Shia slurred, “get the f**k out of my way.” Mark said to his friend, “don’t worry, he’s just a fucking f****t anyway.” Shia bitched him out and Mark started laughing.

Shia got into his black truck which was parked out front but then “All of a sudden, he jumped out, and ran back towards the bar. He charged at me! I jumped over the patio fence onto the sidewalk to get away from him. But he kept coming after me. He was getting in my face. He was talking sh*t. He was chest-bumping me. A bouncer put Shia in a head lock. A cop just happened to be driving by and saw the commotion. He pulled up and the bouncer literally handed LeBeouf over to him.”

An eyewitness paints a slightly different picture. They say when Shia lunged at him, Mark got off first, punching Shia in the face and splitting his lip. They added,

“I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.” Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.

“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.” Shia is in the Mad Bull’s Tavern at least once a week and usually stays all night, reveals Dee, who works nearby and is a Mad Bull’s regular himself.

“The bar staff call him the ‘Unibomber’ because he always comes in with his hood up, wearing a hat or glasses and a scruffy beard.” Dee calls the actor’s friends a “bunch of a**holes. They are all in their early 20s and get loaded with him.”

At the end of the day, the LAPD admits officers were on scene but no arrests were made.

On one hand, haha, wannabe tough guy Shia LaBeouf got his ass kicked. Just because you play an action star in movies, doesn’t mean you are one in real life. On the other hand, getting butthurt and calling someone a f****t just because they don’t want to take stupid pictures with you, pictures that you’ll just use to impress your friends with by posting on your Facebook wall, sounds like a douchey thing to do. He sounds like the kind of guy that if he asked you out on a date and you said no, he’d probably tell everyone you had an STD.