Arnold Schwarzenegger Rides a Bike

I always thought Arnold Schwarzenegger would never ride something this dorky but here he is gaying out riding London cycle hire bikes across Potters Fields Park with the Mayor of London Boris Johnson.

At least mount a couple of turrets to the handlebars. You’re the damn Terminator.

Is it me or does Arnold look terrified in the header pic. He’s smiling but it’s like in the back of his mind he’s either afraid of eating it or of going back home and having all his friends call him a “total queer.”