Charlie Sheen Disgusts Sarah Hyland

Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland, 20, was left disgusted after she became one of the 26 people Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) followed on Twitter. She should have been honored to have a 45-year-old tiger-blooded F-18 with two girlfriends creeping on her, but no. Kids these days! Once she found out, Sarah tweeted:

“FYI, I’ve never met @charliesheen in my LIFE, and he’s following me now? Really creeped out. Ew. #notwinning.”

Well, if she thinks that’s creepy, wait until she finds out @charliesheen may not even be Charlie Sheen himself. It might actually be Charlie’s “Tweet Master” managing his Twitter account.

According to Radar, Charlie doesn’t write his own tweets. Instead, he calls someone on the phone and tells him the message he wants to put up.

“I’ll let you know a secret. He doesn’t actually do the tweets himself. He has a “tweet-master” as he calls it. He calls this person on the traditional cell phone, or the house phone when I was there, and says the message that he wants out.”

Deciphering a Charlie Sheen rant and cutting it down to 140 characters or less must be hell. Following Sarah Hyland on Twitter was probably a translation from “Find me hot, young chicks for me to nail on the internet.”