Charlie Sheen’s Final ‘Sheen’s Korner’ Is a Manifesto

Charlie Sheen did his final Sheen’s Korner episode on UStream Tuesday night and can you believe he’s done four of these? In this video, he just rambled on and on throwing out nonsense phrases hoping they’ll catch on like it did when he did his interviews but this doesn’t work because it’s all forced. No one even understands what he’s talking about even though this is supposed to be his manifesto. Any potential followers of his cult just packed up their tents and left. Radar has the entire transcript.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13191495

This is just bad poetry. Where’s that hippie playing the bongo while he reads this?

Fun fact: Did you know Sheen self-published a book of poetry? You can see why it didn’t catch on.