Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes gave birth eight weeks ago and between then and now, she’s already gotten back into bikini shape. Naturally, she flaunted it in everyone’s face by putting on a two-piece and lounging by the pool at the W Hotel.
While she was doing that, security had to restrain Britney Spears as she tried lunging at Doutzen with a sharpened chicken bone screaming “I’ll cut that bitch.”
Rich, hot and a body like that 2 months after birth. She must have stinky armpits or something, b/c life cannot be this unfair.