Ellen Page suited up in body hugging tights in a promo for her new average Joe superhero comedy Super. I don’t know. I just don’t find this that sexy. Maybe because she looks like a 13-year-old girl. Maybe to some people that’s part of her charm. In which case, please take a seat over there, guy, because Chris Hansen would like a word with you.
I’d hit that
She wont be sexy till shes 40