Hello! Winning! With Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen continues his cavalcade of crazy today with even more interviews but first some sad news. Brooke Mueller wants to rip her two kids from the awesome clutches of his tiger blooded dad. She wandered into the Beverly Hills Police Department today asking for their help in getting her kids but they shooed her away because she was at the wrong one since Charlie doesn’t live in Beverly Hills.

Mike Walters from TMZ was at Charlie’s house yesterday and saw the twins there. We’re told the twins are living with Charlie full-time … sources connected with Charlie say he’s worried about her sobriety.

We’re told Brooke was supposed to spend two hours with the kids today.

Following this development, Charlie is now seeking full custody of the twins. He’s arguing that Brooke is off the wagon.

“Charlie believes Brooke, at present, is not in a position to care for the children with the love and attention they need,” a source said.

“He has consulted with a lawyer about what move he can take next.”

Suffice to say, Brooke Mueller must not have tiger blood and Adonis DNA or be able to bang seven gram rocks. I feel sorry for her.

In other Charlie Sheen news…

Charlie’s being sued for conspiracy:  The suit alleges Charlie, his dad Martin and his mother Janet conspired to “interfere and restrain” Chuck Lorre from replacing Charlie with his estranged uncle, Joe Estevez. The says Joe was either to be in a spin-off titled Uncle Joe or replace him completely.

Les Moonves spoke up: CBS Corp. president and CEO Les Moonves doesn’t know if Two and a Half Men would return and laments the fact that Charlie didn’t spend all this time pushing the show for an Emmy instead of talking about how much of a rock star he is.

Charlie’s character was about to go gay: In one of the last four episodes which were axed since Charlie went on his publicity tour. Charlie’s character was supposed to go gay for a night. “Men producers were casting the role of Jonathan, a fortysomething client of Lyndsey’s (Courtney Thorne-Smith) who just so happens to be gay. Charlie befriends Jonathan, and the two end up partying the night away. Cut to the following morning when they wake up in bed together with absolutely no memory of what may or may not have happened.”

Charlie Sheen in Family Circus: This is pretty much how I imagined Charlie Sheen as a kid.

A roundup of Charlie Sheen quotes from Film Drunk: A sampling of which include: “There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”, “I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a seven-year old.”, [Upon being asked, ‘What do you mean when you say you have tiger’s blood] “It’s a metaphor for having absolute rocket fuel in my veins. That’s why people cannot process me.”, “I think I’m worth over a 100 BILLION dollars, but that’s just on a cellular level.”

Then there’s Charlie Brown as Charlie Sheen from Jimmy Kimmel