Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York threw on a bikini and hit Miami beach over the weekend and it was fantastic. How old is this chick? Because she looks way better than Pamela Anderson. She should tell me her secret. Maybe over dinner some time? Say Tuesday? Just you, me, some candles and Barry Manilow? I mean, it’s cool if you don’t want to but they don’t call me the world’s greatest lover for nothing. Just sayin’.
