Lindsay Lohan may be the luckiest f**k up in the world if this new development in her jewelery theft case is any indication.
Kamofie & Co., the store accusing Lindsay of stealing a $2,500 necklace, could have their credibility brought into question because they’re trying to profit from the theft.
TMZ says the store worked with a broker who contacted numerous media outlets to sell the security footage of Lindsay stealing the necklace. The prosecutor is rightfully pissed because Lindsay’s defense will argue the theft accusation was just a way of milking the media for money.
Lindsay now feels vindicated. What a martyr! This also proves Lindsay’s god is just and fair. That is to say, her god is a whore god who runs around town getting drunk and spreading their legs which is why they’re so sympathetic. I should pray to that god. What do I have to sacrifice to get started? Is it my dignity? I bet it’s my dignity.
