Last week TMZ ran a rumor that Lindsay Lohan’s probation report was so damning that any judge who read it would send her to prison immediately. Now TMZ may have revealed what was in that shocking report.
Sources say Lindsay told her probation officer that — wait for it — she’s been drinking Kombucha tea which — keep waiting for it — contains 0.5% or less alcohol. Quick, catch that lady. She’s fainting from the shock!
The L.A. County Probation Department has added that to the list of reasons the judge should violate her probation and give her prison time.
What a slap to the face of justice. A blatant violation of her probation. No wonder the probation department is gunning for her. They won’t let Lindsay Lohan get away with making a mockery of the court by getting drunk off that devil juice. Throw the book at her. Case closed.
