One of Paz de la Huerta’s favorite past times is getting fall down drunk and Sunday morning at the Top of the Standard club was no different. Well, actually it was because this time she punched a chick in the face.
It all started when Paz went over to model and former reality star Samantha Swetra’s table early Sunday morning which, coincidentally, Lindsay Lohan was at and started hitting on one of Swetra’s male friends. All of a sudden, Paz, 100% drunk, tripped and crashed into a nearby table which caused one of her breasts to pop out. Swetra, who sounds awesome, yelled out “triple axel!”
Paz didn’t like this very much because she threw a glass at Swetra’s leg and punched her in the face. Says a source, her “fist connected squarely with Swetra’s lips and nose.” The shattered glass managed to cut up Swetra’s leg as “Blood was dripping down [her] leg.” Continues the source, “Lindsay was pulling shards of glass of it.”
Lindsay supposedly took Swetra back to her hotel to escape and hopefully they had hot, lesbian comfort sex. Sources at a recent event claim the 26-year-old Swetra has facial bruises and a swollen lip and said “I am pressing charges.”
De la Huerta hasn’t commented on the incident. Probably because she doesn’t remember any of it. When asked, she probably said, “To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!”
sorry why does Swarta sound awesome?! Both sound like idiots.
Her body is likely insured What a BODY!!
Is that Paz Huerta? She looks like a really unsexy Molly Ringwald.
That’s a woman? Damn, I think it was a guy. She certainly is an ugly chick.