Pete Wentz finally trimmed that mound of pubes growing on his head. He updated his blog with the picture above followed by the caption “tame the mane.” Now he’ll finally have something to glue on to his hairless nut sack. If puberty won’t hit, Pete is going to have to take matters into his own hands. He’s a man of action.
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