Tony Hawk Is Lazy | The Blemish

Tony Hawk Is Lazy

By on March 15, 2011

Tony Hawk is a great skateboarder but he sucks at marriages. He left his first wife for his nanny, Erin, married her, then left Erin for his publicist, Lhotse Merriam, married her and now left Lhotse to kickflip into his best friend and business partner Matt Goodman’s wife Cathy. From Page Six:

Sources said Merriam found out about her action-sport-star husband’s new relationship in December after she found a plane ticket for Cathy that Hawk had booked for her to join him in San Francisco — despite his being lifelong friends with Matt Goodman.

You could say he’s got more tricks than a skate park. Three if you’re counting. *Crickets* Fine. I’ll show myself the door. Quit pushin’ will ya?

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  • stinkyliberals

    He’s a complete and utter dick

  • Zeebo

    I was his neighbor and he seems like such a nice guy. Not so as it turns out. But to do so much damage to so many people, his best friend and business partner wasn’t even off limits. The real tragedy is all the children whose lives changed and families were ruined by two selfish people. There is so much truth to “if he cheats with you, he’ll cheat on you” Hawk should be the poster child for that saying. D-bag.