Tony Hawk is a great skateboarder but he sucks at marriages. He left his first wife for his nanny, Erin, married her, then left Erin for his publicist, Lhotse Merriam, married her and now left Lhotse to kickflip into his best friend and business partner Matt Goodman’s wife Cathy. From Page Six:

Sources said Merriam found out about her action-sport-star husband’s new relationship in December after she found a plane ticket for Cathy that Hawk had booked for her to join him in San Francisco — despite his being lifelong friends with Matt Goodman.

You could say he’s got more tricks than a skate park. Three if you’re counting. *Crickets* Fine. I’ll show myself the door. Quit pushin’ will ya?