Zsa Zsa Gabor Thinks She’s Next to Die

The death of Elizabeth Taylor and the rule of threes has Zsa Zsa Gabor worrying that she’s next. In fact, she was so upset about Taylor’s death that she was hospitalized for high blood pressure. According to John Blanchette, her publicist, when she heard the news about Taylor on TV, she said, “Oh, Jane Russell and Liz Taylor — I’m next.”

Earlier, Gabor had been hospitalized for a blood clot. Months later, she had to have part of her right leg amputated. In March, she went to the hospital when blood flow to her left leg stopped. That time she refused another surgery to amputate it.

To be fair, she does have a point. She’s 94 and been in the hospital for one thing or another these past months. I’d be freaked out too. If I were her, I’d take the rule of threes into my own hands and kill Carrot Top or Andy Dick.