The Blemish

Alex Pettyfer Explains His Crotch Tattoo

’s mom must have always told him to mind his manners because he told VMan magazine that he has a tattoo above his crotch that reads “Thank You”.

The 21-year-old star of I Am Number Four and Beastly who used to date Dianna Agron says the tattoo is there “in case I forget to say it”. Oh and he gave the interviewer a wink after he explained it. Wow. If you ladies haven’t swooned by now, then I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

In a brilliant career move, he proceeds to trash Hollywood. “L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole,” Pettyfer spewed. “I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts out.”

Alex also compared being an actor to being in prison. An apt comparison. I can totally see it. People waiting on you hand and foot, confined to a small space like a trailer, people always wanting to have sex with you. God, those actors must suffer for their art. $100 lunches and comped dinners. That must be hell. Alex explained, “You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp’s career and then you move to Paris.”

This guy sounds like a ray of sunshine. I don’t know why he isn’t in more movies and why chicks aren’t blowing him all the time. Although I do respect he speaks his mind. Most actors do whatever their publicists tell them. He’s like the douchebag honey badger. He just doesn’t give a sh*t.

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