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Alex Pettyfer Explains His Crotch Tattoo

Alex Pettyfer’s mom must have always told him to mind his manners because he told VMan magazine that he has a tattoo above his crotch that reads “Thank You”.

The 21-year-old star of I Am Number Four and Beastly who used to date Dianna Agron says the tattoo is there “in case I forget to say it”. Oh and he gave the interviewer a wink after he explained it. Wow. If you ladies haven’t swooned by now, then I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

In a brilliant career move, he proceeds to trash Hollywood. “L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole,” Pettyfer spewed. “I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts out.”

Alex also compared being an actor to being in prison. An apt comparison. I can totally see it. People waiting on you hand and foot, confined to a small space like a trailer, people always wanting to have sex with you. God, those actors must suffer for their art. $100 lunches and comped dinners. That must be hell. Alex explained, “You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp’s career and then you move to Paris.”

This guy sounds like a ray of sunshine. I don’t know why he isn’t in more movies and why chicks aren’t blowing him all the time. Although I do respect he speaks his mind. Most actors do whatever their publicists tell them. He’s like the douchebag honey badger. He just doesn’t give a sh*t.

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Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

He’s so…edgy. I bet it gets him more chicks. That and his celebrity.

fagmo'
fagmo'
12 years ago

He has a matching one right above his asshole.

The Blemish
12 years ago
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Better than the one Lindsay has which says “abandon all hope ye who enter here”

ILoveAlexPettyer<3
ILoveAlexPettyer<3
12 years ago

Well…I still really love Alex Pettyfer…maybe it’s because of his break-up with Dianna Agron and because both his movies “Beastly” and “I am Number Four” weren’t the biggest hits in the theatre.

thomasd5
thomasd5
12 years ago

No, actually he didn’t really tell about that tattoo to “VMan”. Did anybody ever thought about why he winked ? It was to tell the interviewer that he was making a joke !
But it seems some people even don’t recognize a joke even it is clearly indicated by a wink !
He does have a tattoo on his lower waist in fact. However, it doesn’t say “Thank you”. It is his own name written in Japanese Kanji Signs.

Quierovolar15
Quierovolar15
12 years ago

I sometimes feel like all actors feel the same way… All just wan “normal” lives… But they were the ones who chose their career. Alex is beyond good-looking, but I don’t think the fact that he is an actor And not afraid to be an ass gives him any excuse to pretend like he’s different from the rest…