All Lindsay Wants to do Is Work

Newsflash, guys. All Lindsay Lohan wants to do to focus on her “career” and work. Probably because she’s poor. She wants people to not be afraid to give her a chance despite squandering every one she’s already been given. In quickie interview with Vulture, which she only granted because she had them thrown out of the VIP section at Don Hill’s, Lindsay says as much when asked what the most frustrating misconception about her is.

That I don’t want to focus on my career, because that’s all I want to do. I love working, and it’s all I want to do. I just think people should stop being afraid to give me a chance, because I’m in a better space now. I can amount up to what they expect, and more.

Let’s see. Arrested for DUI, arrested for probation violating, drinking while wearing an ankle bracelet, tried to star in a fake Linda Lovelace biopic, drinking while in rehab and stealing a $2,500 necklace. Where exactly does the misconception come from. That’s like telling people you’re not insane when you have 20 dogs in your basement dressed in cheerleader outfits. Here’s an idea. Since Lindsay loves being a f*ck-up, just give her a job doing that. I’m sure Charlie Sheen is hiring.