From out of left field, Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s child. It’s said that no one even knew they were dating. Probably because they weren’t.
“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”
That is to say in eight months a baby will mumble its way out of Kimberly Stewart’s vagina. When doctors spank it to get it to breathe, the only sound it’ll make is “mmmmllhphphr”.
Question. How does Benicio del Toro still pull tail looking like that? Is it drugs? If so, how much does it take because it seems like it would be a lot.
