Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t too broken up about his pointy chinned ex getting married. Not at all. He’s so unbroken up about it that he’s out dating a girl who looks “like a cross between Rachel McAdams and Taylor Swift.” So, mousey and pale with a chest like a 12-year-old boy. Is that it? This can’t be good for those gay rumors.
“Jake was in a dark-blue pullover and jeans, and the girl was wearing a ruffled blouse and jeans,” adds our source. “It was a casual meeting in the back corner booth. They were laughing and enjoying each other’s company.”
We saw the accompanying cell-phone pic, which was really too grainy to publish. But one thing was crystal clear about Jake’s mood: That guy gives animated private-booth face. Dude was workin’ it for the blondie babe, for sure.
Not sure what private booth face is. I can only assume it’s the face you make to distract your date from smelling a fart you just laid. Jake must know the first rule of date farts: distraction. I’m sorry, that’s the second rule. The first rule is “Do not talk about date farts.”
That movie looks great