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Jessica Simpson May Have Lost Weight

Much commotion is being made about Jessica Simpson’s appearance at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night. It seems she’s gone on a diet for her wedding and looks less like an amorphous blob at a pie eating contest, the image that defined her for the past year or so.

Jessica looks way better. I don’t even care that she might be sucking in her gut. I’m just impressed that she’s finally putting down the Doritos like Britney Spears just did. This is a new day, people! One in which I’ll hopefully get to fantasize about Jessica Simpson again.

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Spain
Spain
12 years ago

I love the way she looks at the moment.  Even with extra timber she still looks bang tidy and like a real person.  She gets my vote

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

She still looks rather large and fairly trashy. Even if she slims down to fit into that wedding dress, she’s still gonna get fat off that wedding cake.

There’s one sure way to tell how big a girl’s gonna be in the future. Look at her ankles. If they’re wide and not bony, stock up on cheesecake.

spoonmo'
spoonmo'
12 years ago

If Ben and Jerry had a “Jessica” version of “Chunky Monkey” I would whip out my spoon.

Kat
Kat
12 years ago

She’s not thinner. You can clearly see that in some of the photos taken from different angles at the same event. It’s just the old “spackle on a ton of make-up and hair extensions to distract from my astounding girth” technique. She does well also to show off her legs, as they are still fairly good. Her chunky torso and soft, flabby arms are the problem areas.

Spain
Spain
12 years ago

I love the way she looks at the moment.  Even with extra timber she still looks bang tidy and like a real person.  She gets my vote