Much commotion is being made about Jessica Simpson’s appearance at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night. It seems she’s gone on a diet for her wedding and looks less like an amorphous blob at a pie eating contest, the image that defined her for the past year or so.
Jessica looks way better. I don’t even care that she might be sucking in her gut. I’m just impressed that she’s finally putting down the Doritos like Britney Spears just did. This is a new day, people! One in which I’ll hopefully get to fantasize about Jessica Simpson again.
