Lady Gaga Sorry For Saying ‘Retarded’, Fell Down

Because everyone is a hypersensitive baby, Lady Gaga apologized for using the word “retarded” to describe people who think her song is a rip-off of Madonna in her NME interview.

“I consider it part of my life’s work and music to push the boundaries of love and acceptance. My apologies for not speaking thoughtfully. To anyone that was hurt, please know that it was furiously unintentional. An honest mistake, requires honesty to make,” Gaga, 25, said.

Quoting her smash hit “Born This Way,” she concluded: “Whether life’s disabilities, left you outcast bullied or teased, rejoice and love yourself today.”

Celebrities must be tired having to apologize for every little word that might offend someone. Trust me. Retarded people couldn’t care less. They have more important things to worry about. Like deciding which brand paste to eat today. I’d pick Elmer’s. Its full-bodied texture gives it that extra zing.

Here she is falling down again during her concert. Skip to 1:27. Maybe she has an inner ear problem. She should get that checked out.