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Megan Fox Removing Her Tattoo

Megan Fox has a gaudy Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her right arm. It’s less of a tribute and more of a sign of poor life decisions. Megan explains, “I really admire Marilyn Monroe but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down.”

Turns out she doesn’t need that reminder anymore because who cares. Being broken down by the film industry just means more money. So she’s having the tattoo lasered off. Megan showed up at a recent Armani event with a faded Marilyn Monroe face on her arm.

Good riddance, I say. I don’t need some dead chick staring at me while I’m getting a handjob.

Hat tip: Celebs.

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Fuckyou
Fuckyou
12 years ago

It’s her decision. And besides, no one in their right mind would give you a handjob you perve!

fuckmo'
fuckmo'
12 years ago

Couldn’t she remove her douche bag husband and add a joint to each of her thumbs? And f**k me, too?

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

Won’t she just end up with a big, splotchy scar on that arm?

Charlie
Charlie
12 years ago

I have a tatto that was my first! And it too is on my upper arm. I want to have a sleeve now, but I am reluctant to get rid of it and would prefer to work around it, but all the tattoists I have spoken to in the UK have said that I would have to get rid of it first!! I am in a bit of a quandry! Should I stick to my guns and wait for the person who will do it, or take their advice? I would rather wait, but don’t want to wait forever! Lol!… Read more »