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Megan Fox has a gaudy Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her right arm. It’s less of a tribute and more of a sign of poor life decisions. Megan explains, “I really admire Marilyn Monroe but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down.”

Turns out she doesn’t need that reminder anymore because who cares. Being broken down by the film industry just means more money. So she’s having the tattoo lasered off. Megan showed up at a recent Armani event with a faded Marilyn Monroe face on her arm.

Good riddance, I say. I don’t need some dead chick staring at me while I’m getting a handjob.

Hat tip: Celebs.