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Mila Kunis Grossed Out by Charlie Sheen

The other day, Charlie Sheen chose Mila Kunis as his next goddess. During a stop in Columbus on his Torpedo of Truth tour, Sheen said about  Mila, “Here’s the good news. My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved.” Well, that does sound like good news!

Sheen laid out a plan to stalk her Facebook page, determine her ‘Likes’ and buy every one of them. He wouldn’t even care if Mila stole anything from him. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis,” Sheen said. “If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

To everyone’s surprise, Mila Kunis turned that offer down. Friends of Kunis said, “Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out.” Which is odd. Who wouldn’t want to date a psychopath prone to violent fits of rage? Charlie sounds exciting. Like a Tasmanian devil on cocaine. As opposed to that Macaulay Culkin she used to date who sounded boring. Like a guy who wouldn’t threaten to kill her with a knife because she forgot the ham in his sandwich.

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Topless
Topless
12 years ago

She probably doesnt dig Diseased, almost 50 sonethings with dentures

GothamExtremist
GothamExtremist
12 years ago
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Money will make you dig.

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago
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She just hasn’t warmed up to his Adonis DNA and tiger blood. But she will..no woman can resist his violent torpedo of death.

WhiskeyBum
WhiskeyBum
12 years ago

She’s got $$ . She’s been on tv since she was like 14 or 15 years old , and is now becoming a well known actress in film . She is on the Up , big time . I’d like to be getting her residuals from That 70’s Show . Charlie is paying $70k a month just in Child support , not to mention his own bills , which must be something to see . He will need to continue to make Big $ , for a long time . Hopefully he does . I didn’t know he was diseased… Read more »

antisheen
antisheen
12 years ago

Everyone is grossed out by washed up, fucked up, diseased up douche bags. She’s smart enough to call a spade a spade…or a fucking loser a fucking loser. Team Mila !