From FilmDrunk, nut shots. Otherwise known as lazy cheap laughs.

  • Keira Knightley was caught kissing her new boyfriend. She’s doing just fine after her break-up. [Celebuzz]
  • Natalie Portman gave up veganism for her baby. Where’s your god now vegans?! [Celebitchy]
  • Two good things come from Kelly Brook’s pregnancy. [Celebs]
  • We should test this kid for steroids. [TDW]
  • Michael Jai White directed Never Back Down 2. Also, there’s a Never Back Down 2. This time set in college. The story remains the same though. Meaning bad. [Film Drunk]
  • Kelly Osbourne is considering gastric band surgery. Because she’s lazy and wants the easy way out. [Dlisted]
  • Joe Francis won a lawsuit. Is not responsible for emotional damage. Still a douche. [The Frisky]
  • Taylor Lautner may be banging Phil Collins’ daughter. Also, Phil Collins’ daughter is kind of hot. [Evil Beet]
  • Helen Mirren’s boobs made an appearance on SNL. [Yeeeah]
  • Sofia Vergara went out in some skin tight pants but covered up her amazing chest. Where is the justice? [Popoholic]
  • Skin bleaching is a major problem in Jamaica slums. On the bright side, at least they’re getting clean. [Bossip]
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