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Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Pregnant

By on April 12, 2011
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When pictures popped up of jogging with Sean Penn, people started asking “is she pregnant?” Which, let’s face it, is just a nice way of saying, “Aw, man. got fat.”

Well, her publicist took that pregnancy comment to heart and thought that’s what they meant so they issued a denial saying, “Scarlett is not pregnant.”

Um, so what about that belly? “She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,” the rep explains. “She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

Wow. I didn’t know the best shape of someone’s life included their belly flopping everywhere. That must make me f**king Superman then.

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  • gitmo’

    That cannot be her…that person is repugnant.

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      She’s preparing for her role as santa claus

  • Chewy

    Did the placement of her shirt also create those thunder thighs of hers?

  • http://charlesrgilberg.livejournal.com/ Herman Bumfudle

    ok! if she’s not pregnant then what the hell didn’t she eat. seriously!

  • emmmm

    It’s just a bad photo all around. It doesn’t look like she has any boobs either.

  • Alliexdork

    for hollywood she’s fat.. but if she was just a normal person no one would even look twice

  • Guest

    What a tubby