When pictures popped up of Scarlett Johansson jogging with Sean Penn, people started asking “is she pregnant?” Which, let’s face it, is just a nice way of saying, “Aw, man. Scarlett Johansson got fat.”
Well, her publicist took that pregnancy comment to heart and thought that’s what they meant so they issued a denial saying, “Scarlett is not pregnant.”
Um, so what about that belly? “She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,” the rep explains. “She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”
Wow. I didn’t know the best shape of someone’s life included their belly flopping everywhere. That must make me f**king Superman then.