Sean Penn Wants to Marry Scarlett Johansson
Because Scarlett Johansson is one of the hottest women in the world, Sean Penn seems to be pushing her into marriage to nail her down permanently to his bed. This according to the National Enquirer. If you think about it, this is a smart play and really the only one he’s got. However, Scarlett is a little wary after her “painful” breakup with Ryan Reynolds.
“Scarlett says every day with Sean is an education equivalent to a college course – he’s so worldly and knowledgeable,” reports a friend.
“She knows she married Ryan way too fast, but insists she’s a quick learner. Even though marriage seems to be on Sean’s mind and he’s pushing things a little fast, Scarlett’s doing her best to hold him off at the pass.”
Sean Penn needs to up his game. If I were him, I’d be more convincing. This gun should do the trick!
Why would he marry her? You know they’d divorce in 5 years if he did.
If I was her, I’d be wary not about marriage, but about marriage to someone 30 years my age. Sure, you have fun now, but do you really want to wake up to a wrinkled, old walrus every morning?
5 years? more like 5 months.
Doesn’t anyone else notice that stinking, fucking, mismatched rug he wears on his greasy head? She should take up heroin instead of marrying that freak.
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