Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight Split

Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) and America’s Next Top Model Adrianne Curry have ended their marriage. On their fifth wedding anniversary. This is like a fairy tale in reverse. A statement read:

“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.

“Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.

“Both Knight and Curry decided to release this joint announcement today in order to preempt any potential rumors and gossip and ask that their fans and the media respect their privacy during this delicate period.”

It’s always a good idea to start a relationship on irreconcilable differences. It’s like that saying goes, “irreconcilable differences attract.”

Us adds that Curry told Howard Stern she was “unsatisfied” at home and got attention through Twitter. She even used a Sybian machine (NSFW video of her riding one) instead of having sex with her husband. I’m sure that last part made Peter Brady feel real good about himself. Knowing my wife would rather have sex with a cold, emotionless, steam engine than me would make me feel all warm and fuzzy.