Angelina Jolie calls Brad Pitt a ‘Real Man’

Angelina Jolie did a lengthy interview with The Telegraph where she talked about life, her family, her directorial debut, the Cleopatra movie she’s doing with David Fincher and how Brad Pitt has a big penis. Hey, don’t think I can’t read between the lines.

‘I am very lucky with Brad,’ she goes on. ‘He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man,’ she says, blushing slightly, ‘in all things that it means.’

It sounds like Angelina is putting Brad on a pedestal. I suggest she doesn’t. Not until she sees what I have to offer at least. *Flexes arm. Pulls muscle. Yelps in pain.*

Later in the interview, Jolie alludes to the possibility of never marrying Brad.

Whatever the truth, she has evidently achieved greater stability with Pitt than in any of her previous relationships.
At 20, she married the British actor Jonny Lee Miller, walking down the aisle in black rubber trousers and a white shirt with her groom’s name scrawled in blood. The union lasted barely two years.
‘It was weird to be married; you kind of lose your identity,’ she said at the time. ‘You’re suddenly somebody’s wife. And you’re like, “Oh, I’m half of a couple now. I’ve lost me.”’
More recently, in 2008, she commented, ‘I’ll always love [Jonny]; we were simply too young.’

Not a big loss. The only thing people get out of marriage is a ring and a legally binding paper. I already have both of those from of a Cracker Jack box and I didn’t have to pay $10,000 to get them.