Ashton Kutcher Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’

The Hollywood Reporter says Ashton Kutcher is all but confirmed to replace Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men. CBS, Warner Bros. and Kutcher’s reps at CAA declined to comment but “a deal is said to be all but signed.”

No word on the figures but sources say Ashton is looking at a “huge payday.” The deal comes shortly after Hugh Grant passed on the project. From THR,

Now sources say Men creator Chuck Lorre has crafted a storyline to introduce Kutcher in a way that satisfies the network and studio. “It’s really funny,” says one source. “People are going to love it.”

What’s even better is this will give Ashton something to do other than tweeting pictures of Demi Moore’s ass and co-starring in horrible romcoms that make me want to stab my eyes out with a straw from my $9 medium sized soda.