Britney Spears is in Harper’s Bazaar

Britney Spears is on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar. In the issue, she talks about her career, motherhood and more.

On her tour: “I love to dance, so it’s very exciting. The tour rehearsals have been going really well. I think it will be my best show yet.”

On being a mom: “I think things through a little bit more, and I worry a lot. I’m more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldn’t speak up as much, but now that I’m a mom, things have changed.”

On what people don’t know about her: “I’m pretty normal, you know? Like I said, the type of day I love is just like everybody else’s. I’m like everybody else.”

Oh please. Not that “I’m just like you” quote again. When are celebrities going to realize they’re far from “pretty normal?” Just because they may enjoy lounging around their 10 million dollar Malibu mansion like a normal person doesn’t make them so. That’s like you saying you and that homeless guy down the street are a lot a like because you both enjoy sleeping. The difference is while you’re sleeping on a bed, he’s sleeping on a pile of garbage while another bum nonchalantly takes a dump on him.