The good news is Jessica Alba hit up a beach in Mexico yesterday wearing a bikini. The bad news is Cash Warren stuck his dork inside her a few months ago and infected her with a living organism that feeds off her body. At least her boobs are bigger. And, yea, that’s about it. I really don’t think that’s a fair tradeoff. When you get pregnant, you should at least be able to develop some sort of superpower. Like telepathy or fantastic sandwich making skills.
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